jalapenis

The painful condition when you've been handling peppers, namely jalapeños ; forget to thoroughly wash your hands handle your penis and

Mandem was making tacos last Friday.

Forgot to wash his hand and handled his wang.

Is he okay?
Bro he got Jalapenis. Lucky there was sour cream to temper his sword. Dinner was ruined tho. word.

by hmm-spicy November 17, 2020

Jalepeno Hangover

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalepenos.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalepeno hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your jalepeno problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.

by Kronite March 22, 2008

jalepeno poopers

A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.

Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.

These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.

by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009

jalepeno

A really hot ass pepper, eaten by hot ass people!

Wow, look at the jalepeno!

by crazy cheryl January 18, 2009

japenis

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

by Smart Money May 11, 2006

jalepeno ass

The burning sensation in your lower intestines, butthole and crack upon defecation that feels like an actual jalepeno exiting the body. This typically follows a spicy meal that probably contained jalepenos.

Also See Explosive Diarrhea

After eating at Taco Bell, Doug suffered for 3 days from jalepeno ass.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006

Jalapeñitio

A Seasonally Transmitted Discomfort (STD) caused by handling jalapeños and then performing/receiving fellatio.

"Dammit, Airicka gave me Jalapeñitio last night and it still burns... even after I poured milk on it."

by CowboyChristie January 5, 2015