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Jacob Sartorius 

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.
Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?
Jacob Sartorius by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.
Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorious 

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.
"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"
Jacob Sartorious by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius 

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid
Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him

Jacob Sartorius 

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.
Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

Jacob sartorius 

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.