Jackturbating

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.

Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!

by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

Jacktoria

The celebrity shipping of Jack Barakat from All Time Low and Victoria Asher, the keyboardist from Cobra Starship. These two have had adorable tweets, amazing pictures and it is one of the biggest shippings on Cobra/ATL fandom next to Gabillium, Vabe and Nalex.

Did you see that advertisment for Angels and Kings with Vicky-T and Jack? Jacktoria is totally real!

by GlitterHannah July 7, 2011

Jackworden

A male who talks to multiple girls at once and always leads them on.These types are usually found snapping all day and getting girls at there friends expense

O my word my guys acting like a jackworden

by Tandoori night lover May 29, 2020

jacktar

1.seaman...you know, sailors

2. seaman

1. A jacktar just fell off the boat
2. I just got jacktar on you

by Matt Went March 17, 2005

jackworthy

A female (usually young and skinny with well proportioned breasts) whose picture or image you would want to jack off to.

Mallory Wood gives me wood-she is so jackworthy.

by jordan skelly May 13, 2005

Jacktard

a mixture between a jack ass and a retard

Your such a jacktard

by t_buck09 December 13, 2007

Jacktard

The combination of a jackass and a retard.

That jacktard smashed into a cop car when he was drunk.

by bned March 24, 2010