jacksie punch

almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole

the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie punch

by Rooster January 19, 2004

jackyistoxic

A really salty and hardstuck iron player. Very bad and can not get out of iron in Valorant.

I don't want to demote but JACKYISTOXIC is in my game.

by Shirtless Greg November 10, 2020

Jackism

Hilarious, and sometimes nonsensical phrases uttered by the fictional character Jack Sparrow, from the Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

Jackisms:
1. "The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."

2. "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."

3. "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."

4. "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

by Paradox* August 27, 2006

jackpiss

Stroking you hard penis in front of unsuspecting females, then unloading a healthy piss. The chicks will think you blew a load of jiz, and they will be quite impressed.

Oh, if you could only have seen their faces when I exploded with 24 ounces of jackpiss.

by flashboy August 3, 2003

Jackism

the act of slangin off

"omg I saw him jerking off near the subway: such jackism!"

by guedgued February 27, 2021

jackisage

one of the irf members of all time, known for his multiple shenanigans in PIO, MoSS, CC, and bill making. got blacklisted after a lot of stuff happened, now known within the irf as somewhat of a laughing stock

"Brooo did you see the jackisage blacklist?"

"fr finally jacki's gone"

by davithepro26 March 11, 2023

jackish

To be weird but in an awesome way or to be an overall awesome dude/dudette

DUDE!! Did you see that jackish concert?

See that dude over there? He's jackish!

by Teh Jackish Person January 5, 2008