Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.

Symptoms may include:

- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)

- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch

- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat

- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat

- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times

- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat

- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)

- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day

- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)

- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat

- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)

- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple

- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)

- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him

If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...

by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014

Jackuracy

1. The ability to aim at an object and hit everything but the object.
2. The ability to hit targets while under no pressure but being unable to hit anything after being put under the smallest amount of pressure

"For fucks sake why couldn't you hit that you piece of shit, you've got suck Jackuracy!"

by EmoFaggot April 13, 2017

JackAttack

A Call of Duty player that is loud, Irish and stupid and talks about very controversial stuff.

Willy is a JackAttack

by VaPe69 December 22, 2018

Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019

JackPack

A masturbation kit consisting of tissues and lotion.

"I need to stop by Target on the way home and grab a JackPack.

by linesteppersteve September 29, 2015

jackalakio

an expression expressing pain or pleasure

jackalakio im late for work

and JACKALAKIO, does she give good head

by devin law April 27, 2006

jackshack

A semi-private location used to relieve one's self while on Big Brother 7/AllStars.

Howie and Mike both used the jackshack because they needed to get their rocks off.

by JeremyTTU August 2, 2006