J. Jonah Jameson

John Jonah Jameson, Jr., the editor in chief at the Daily Bugle and the boss of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man.

The character has become widely popular after J.K. Simmons's iconic performance as the character in Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man trilogy.

He is undoubtedly one of the most iconic Marvel Comics characters ever created.

Peter Parker: "Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander."

J. Jonah Jameson: "It is not! I resent that! Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

—Spider-Man (2002)

by Rā's al Ghul September 23, 2014

Jonah’s Big Lips

Instagram groupchat of Jonah Marais that consists limelights all around the world

Jonah: Hey Ryan?
Ryan: Yes Jonah?
Jonah: What’s your favorite groupchat on Instagram?
Ryan: Jonah’s Big Lips, why?
Jonah: OMG SAME

by ughjackavery October 8, 2018

Jontavious

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.

Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.

by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016

jonae

Sexy, multi-talented young girl.With a very intelligent mind, and a very humble soul, but watch out for jonae her mouth is very smart.She's very beautiful in her own way.

I love the way Jonae thinks.

by shae125 January 7, 2012

jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.

That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.

by dillard carr January 12, 2016

Jentastic

a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.

John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.

by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

Jonah

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!

by Churro love July 7, 2017