"That was definitely East Coast DI."
~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
by OnionChild December 26, 2012
john fucks.
by hornycumdumpster February 09, 2019
A very sweet, caring, loving, attached and compassionate person. You can and will never fight with him.
He has his head and heart in place and
is totally committed to everything he does.
He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.
He has his head and heart in place and
is totally committed to everything he does.
He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.
by poochameow August 18, 2013
Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. John is probably the best human being alive and he also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice.
by john's princess June 20, 2014
by Johnninh April 26, 2009
John-A well rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself.He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/ thinks ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, has Maney friends and aquatences.Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observent and loves his family.Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day,who compliments his vast personality and I.Q.gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opiniated.Stands for what he believes in.Doesn't need a woman for abborant sexist tasks and enslavment, but to thrive and grow and experience the planet.Independent and has a bit of a dark side some find enthralling.Witty, and for the most part self virtuous.Tries to do things for the better and the sake of what is good, hardly selfish and protective.deals with pain and injustice towards himself and his peers maturly or tries his best.John is simply like the universe, full of mystery beauty and greatness.
"so you say he's wise,hilarious,good-looking, an charismatic?"
"Yeah like I said he's everything!"
"Must be John"
"Yeah like I said he's everything!"
"Must be John"