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Jobs-on

Adjective describing the excitement experienced by Apple Fanboys when adding further apple trinkets to their lives.
Oh Man, I got my Macbook pro, Airport Extreme, Airport Express running airplay off my iPad 2.... I got to iMessage my friends.....

"DUDE I TOTALLY GOT A JOBS-ON"....
"YOU SHOULD JOB OFF THEN"
by damaxta November 29, 2011
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Jobs on

When you do not have time or can’t be bothered explaining what your actually doing and how much you have to do so your say I’ve got jobs on
Her: Hey hunny what’s are you doing tonight

Him: I’ve got jobs on
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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Steve Jobs-ing it

"Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
by BBEmpress August 1, 2017
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steve jobs-ing

Refers to when a fired CEO returns again as CEO to the company that he or she started and founded.
Fired UberCEO Travis Kalanick told many colleagues that he will soon Steve Jobs-ing" and will return as Uber CEO again soon.
by EmpressSquad August 1, 2017
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who the hell is steve jobs

man 1: It's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma
man 2: Who the hell is steve jobs?

Man 1: Ligma balls
Man 2 fucking dies
by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
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you get that on the big jobs

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs
by Random3 December 23, 2009
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Garden Jobs

A job which many strive for but few achieve success in. It is called a "Garden Job" because if you are attempting to succeed at this career, you should probably plant a garden to make sure you don't starve. A few examples of "Garden Jobs" would be an artist, a famous actor, a YouTuber, etc. Often many young people have convinced themselves that, despite the odds, they will succeed at these Garden Jobs, only to have their dreams crushed.
Me: Man, Dave needs to get his head out of the clouds. He thinks he'll become a millionaire on YouTube.

Friend: Ikr, he needs to get realistic and stop dreaming about all of these Garden Jobs.
by Wynaut_Porque July 25, 2018
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