Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
by nbfootball3624 August 14, 2011
Get the Irregular Fuck Beatmug. Known as the Maverick Mage, Pluvius, or Magmard Dragoon, Irregular Hunter Dragoon is an immortal warrior, known from ancient Japanese myth, who is said to have absolute control over the elements of fire and ice. As myth says, Irregular Hunter Dragoon was also a tremendous swordsman as well as a sharpshooter skilled with the composite longbow. While both mage, ninja, and rogue at once, one thing is certain: Dragoon was virtually unbeatable. Dragoon was also equipped with an advanced robotic weapon on his arms, known as Dragoon-Busters. Multiple things have been named in his honor, amongst them a character from the popular Capcom game Rockman X4. He recently has emerged from his slumber which he started after Nobunaga's success in taking the Japanese throne. Rumor has it his sole purpose is to get laid before going back to sleep and taking out a wretch who goes by the name of Jako. This 'Jako' character also calls himself God, but is respected by none. Dragoon shall surely win, as he his skills are surpassed by none.
Dude! Dragoon just messed that guy up bad!
Check out Dragoon's skills!
"Jako shall fall at the hands of I, Dragoon!"
Check out Dragoon's skills!
"Jako shall fall at the hands of I, Dragoon!"
by Maverick Hunter Magmard Dragoon October 26, 2004
Get the Irregular Hunter Dragoonmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and nine great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-quintuple-fourth-cousinmug. Pronunciation: /ɪˈrɛɡjələr vɜ rbz/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Irregular Verbs (phrase, plural noun) - A collection of verbs in the English language that are deemed undesirable due to their inconsistent and illogical forms. These verbs disrupt the natural order and perplex comprehension. It is essential to view with suspicion, and their removal from the language is necessary.
Significance:
• It identifies “Irregular Verbs” as a problematic category in English grammar.
• It presents them as inherently confusing and illogical.
• It asserts that they are a barrier to clear comprehension.
• It advocates for their elimination from the English language because their forms are not consistent with patterns of regular verbs.
Definition:
1. Irregular Verbs (phrase, plural noun) - A collection of verbs in the English language that are deemed undesirable due to their inconsistent and illogical forms. These verbs disrupt the natural order and perplex comprehension. It is essential to view with suspicion, and their removal from the language is necessary.
Significance:
• It identifies “Irregular Verbs” as a problematic category in English grammar.
• It presents them as inherently confusing and illogical.
• It asserts that they are a barrier to clear comprehension.
• It advocates for their elimination from the English language because their forms are not consistent with patterns of regular verbs.
Examples:
• “The irregular verbs present an unnecessary complication to the English language.”
• “The existence of irregular verbs perplexes all students of the English language.”
• “It is necessary to expurgate the irregular verbs from the English language.”
• “The irregular verbs are a source of much anxiety for pupils of the English language.”
• “It is a misfortune that irregular verbs continue to exist in our language.”
• “The irregular verbs present an unnecessary complication to the English language.”
• “The existence of irregular verbs perplexes all students of the English language.”
• “It is necessary to expurgate the irregular verbs from the English language.”
• “The irregular verbs are a source of much anxiety for pupils of the English language.”
• “It is a misfortune that irregular verbs continue to exist in our language.”
by Dmitrio January 12, 2025
Get the irregular verbsmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and seven great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quadruple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-quadruple-fourth-cousinmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and nine great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quintuple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-quintuple-third-cousinmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and eleven great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-sextuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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