instashade

When you don't like an Instagram because they have already received "enough" likes. Their Instagram post is not worthy of your like. You have no more "likes" to give.

Johnny was scrolling through Instagram and realized Sally had a picture of the sky posted, with an ominous cloud. He thinks, I could have watched this on the weather channel and she has already received 89 likes, does she really need 90? Johnny throws Instashade and scrolls past, a sly smile across his face as he judges the next post.

by Ryno13 October 13, 2016

instagarl

a person who posts... E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G

zeko is such an instagarl

by such a dumb blonde October 2, 2019

Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield

Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!

by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021

instahayde

1.A compound word meaning to instigate and hate simultaneously.

2. To instantly hate on anything or anyone.

1. Stop instahaydin on me please!
2. The homie Tony was trying to talk to this honey when Gummy decided to instahayde on his game and perform "the robbery" on him.

by WOODA99 October 21, 2010

Instahoarder

Someone who hoards Instagram accounts. Usually unfinished projects or exercise their different personalities..

"How many accounts do you have, punk?"
"Haha I dunno,
10 at least...
Wanna follow all 10?!
They are all separate projects which I meant to finish at some point, lol"... "Pls follow"
"You Instahoarder!"

by hybred August 21, 2020

instahappy

Describing a person in a group who at any moment in time will draw their phone out the fastest just to instagram the picture first

Bob: wow what a nice sunset
Jill: ya, let me take my-
Bryan: LET ME INSTA DAT SHIT FIRST!
Bob: damn bro you are instahappy. Calm yourself

Bryan: I saw it first #duhh

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

instabarf

When you instantly vomit, commonly after takin a nasty shot or when you smell something dead.

"Did you see that dude chug that tequila out the bottle and then instabarf?"
Or
"When I looked in my girls little trash can by the toilet I straight instabarfed!"

by Cagz June 7, 2014