instashade

When you don't like an Instagram because they have already received "enough" likes. Their Instagram post is not worthy of your like. You have no more "likes" to give.

Johnny was scrolling through Instagram and realized Sally had a picture of the sky posted, with an ominous cloud. He thinks, I could have watched this on the weather channel and she has already received 89 likes, does she really need 90? Johnny throws Instashade and scrolls past, a sly smile across his face as he judges the next post.

by Ryno13 October 13, 2016

Instasham

The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist

Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.

by Samuel Peeps February 19, 2019

Instahate

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.

I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!

by justanotherposter March 28, 2011

Instashare

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.

A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE

by TheManipulator August 26, 2013

instasham

When someone looks way hotter on Instagram than in real life; exaggerating one's physical appearance using filters on Instagram.

Saw this girl on Instagram, she looked smokin' hot, but when I met her in real life, she was questioable at best... What an Instasham!

by joelv67 August 20, 2014

InstaShapedChocolates

A really cool guy that uploads really cool pics of his really cool idol and rly cool cat.

He’s also really cool.

Bro, InstaShapedChocolates is so cool.

by MintyChilliCoveredInRamen October 4, 2023

instahayde

1.A compound word meaning to instigate and hate simultaneously.

2. To instantly hate on anything or anyone.

1. Stop instahaydin on me please!
2. The homie Tony was trying to talk to this honey when Gummy decided to instahayde on his game and perform "the robbery" on him.

by WOODA99 October 21, 2010