instagasm

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.

i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

instagamer

A hot girl/boy who only plays video games for the sole purpose to take photos for instagram.

She's so hot and plays video games, but I think she's just an instagamer.

by angelofdev May 18, 2017

Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19

Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.

by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008

instatagger

An instagram user who makes excessive use of hash tags to attract more people.

Guy 1:Hey! Did you see how he tags almost everyone in his instagram photos?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! He's an instatagger!

by thinkingbuddha December 12, 2013

InstaGay

Jon + pink rubber dildo + camera

We'll get some InstaGay shots at the next chubrock outing if jon comes.

by TimilDeeps February 28, 2004

Instarage

The act of being enraged due to your girlfriend not liking the photo and can't upload it to Instagram.

Joey became instaraged when Karen looked fat in the recent photo. Karen requested another six photos from five different angles for a quality Instagram pic

by Tits_McGuee April 19, 2019

instamagoogletweetface

Social media in a nutshell

my opinions are so important that they need to be validated on InstaMaGoogleTweetFace

by ThreeStarBear July 31, 2019