instafamy

Somebody resorting to desperate/sorry measures to attract Instagram followers

Struggling for new followers she abandoned her saucy-cycling-feed and brazenly took all her kit off to achieve instafamy!

by Bainksy December 18, 2018

Instanaps

When you instantly fall asleep out of nowhere

Kevin has diagnosed Victoria with Instanaps

by Einsteins half brother August 24, 2019

Instafam

A term used to refer to your followers on Instagram.

'Did you see that iconic photo I took yesterday of my patented gourmet beans on toast recipe?'
'Fuck that shit, I wouldn't join your Instafam if you payed me bruv'

'Finally reached 20,000 followers, big luv to all my Instafam!'

by keiranmerrick August 13, 2014

instarape

The act of looking into a sketchy place, and feeling raped from looking into the place.

Molly was driving down the street when she was instaraped before going into the bad part of town.

by Fischer5315 October 19, 2010

instafan

that one person you don't really know that likes all your pics on Instagram

"I just posted a new pic on Insta. I'm still waiting for my instafan's like cause I kno I can always count on them."

by italianpotato January 3, 2016

instafail

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying

law class = instafail

by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19

Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.

by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008