Instafied

To be vaporized or disintegrated immediately.

The man was instafied the second he fell in the lava.

by Jonathan Kinney April 7, 2008

Instafan

People who don't know you, being obsessed with your every move on Instagram.

Boy: "Is that you friend?"
Girl: "Nah, that's an Instafan. They just follow me, but I never met them before."

by Chicaxo July 29, 2014

Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to

I miss you too instafam

by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018

Instafat

When you instantly put on weight, and can feel it right away, after eating really amazing, fattening food.

Man that turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy was so good, and the cake was even better, but i got instafat and need to unbutton my pants!

by KASECHRIST March 28, 2019

instafriend

When you meet gregarious friends of a friend of yours and they automatically become your friends, too. While there's potential for meaningful relationships, instafriends usually remain cheerfully superficial.

"I went to a party with Frank, he introduced me to Sally, Joe, and Bob. We all exchanged numbers, yay, three instafriends!"

by hypello November 23, 2003

instafire

Instafire: To be fired instantly. An immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.

If Alan does not stop emailing me stupid crap, my boss is going to have instafire me.

Getting caught with a kilo of coke in my office would result in instifire

by Mattsolit February 24, 2006

Instafav

Liking a YouTube video so much that within the first roughly ten seconds of watching it, you instantly favourite the video.

You (Thinking in head): "I love this video! (Just started watching)"
You (Commenting on video): "Great video! 5/5, instafav. :)"

by Itachi_love June 15, 2011