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infomercial

a 30 minute commercial you watch at 6:30 in the morning that somehow is addicting and makes you not want to change the channel
i have to watch this windsor pilates infomercial because it's.... uhhhhrrrr.... (stares at screen as if posessed)
by andie September 20, 2003
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income tax

A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.
Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax.
by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007
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infomercial

A 30 minute commercial disguised as something newsworthy or groundbreaking.
Buying a ginsu knife will somehow make me a better cook!
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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incoherent bastard

"man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"
by slogathor March 31, 2009
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disposable income

TWO INCOMES + NO KIDS = MORE DISPOSABLE INCOME
"My neighbor envies my lifestyle I travel first class, I indulge myself in the latest of whatever it might be, buy top of the line accessories. I go out more and buy more, I have more disposable income and often labeled as such. She hired a private detective to find my secret behind all of this lifestyle. The detective came up with one answer 'gays have more disposable income and tend to indulge in this luxury lifestyle, often found as misunderstood by the straight eye'.
by lifestyle director February 27, 2010
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Infomercial

A show that comes on around midnight or so to advertise a useless product. It lasts about 28-30 minutes with cheesy and over-the-top acting. Most of the time, you watch it when you can't get any sleep and you're too tired to know any better. In this state, you're convinced that you're in desperate need of a small step ladder with an mp3 player and bluetooth capabilities.
That infomercial convinced me that I need a shower radio that can also dice tomatoes. I think I wasted that $150.00.
by Tekkenfreek234 March 14, 2009
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infomercial

Show lasting 28:30 minutes attempting to sell a particular product on television. Most infomercials air in the overnight time periods, but do run all hours of day.
Wow, check out my new micro-midget! Martha Stewart was the spokeswoman in the infomercial promoting midget tossing.
by Luigi March 24, 2004
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