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Italians

Italians means two things.North Italians and South Italians.
Once a lot of southern italians went to Usa.Since some southern italians have olive skin,the angloes thought that all italians should have olive skin,dark eyes and dark hair.While north italians have lot of central european r1b haplogroup blood and can't be distingushed by central europeans,south italians with many exceptions fit the classic mediterranean type that doesn't mean they are black,but that they have a lot of greek blood from back in the past.
Unfortunately these southern italians(mostly american\italians)have been brainwashed that their features are due to africans,then some of them happily say that it is the truth and take down the whole Italy in their assumption making never a distinction between them and north italians.

South Italians also brought mafia to Usa,but that doesn't mean that all italians and specifically north italians are in mafia.
North Italians created renaissance,Da Vinci,Machiavelli,Florence,Venice,Pisa,Michelangel the first university in Europe and so on and most of them are blonde blue eyed.
Venice,Pisa,Genoa and Florence fought all the middle age against arabs.Central north italians have not olive skins,and our regions are the richest in Europe,with a pil that overclass England and Germany too.
North italians have not any subsaharan blood,despite american angloes who have been targeted as the most mixed in the world.
north italians
by IamMachiavelli June 3, 2009
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Italians are only those people born in Italy.
Italy is an western European country part of the EU.
Italy is one of the 8 most industrialised countries in the world. Italy is one of the 8 most powerful countries in the world and is part of the G8. Descendants of 19th century Italian emigrants to the USA cannot be consider Italians by culture/education/up-bringing/value, most of them cannot speak the Italian language (they generally speak a mix between a early 19th century southern Italian dialects and American English which would be incompressible to an Italian native). Italian currency is EURO (1 EURO = 1.5 US Dollar)
Every time I speak Italians American in New York I'll have to ask for them to repeat what they are saying in English as their Italian is incomprehensible to me.
by SPQR777 January 12, 2008
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Italians have certain stereotypes to non Italians which are as follows: The men are incredibly vain, chauvinistic and sleazy towards women and assume that if a woman rejects their vulgar advances she must be a lesbian. They think it is flattering for women to be hounded through the streets and whistled at. They rely heavily on ancient achievements when boasting about their culture because they have achieved very little in the last few centuries.
They have a reputation for being cowards in combat, forming alliances with whoever appears to be winning rather than who is right morally, also reknowned for switching sides 'mid-war' if they sense they are on the losing side.
They are regarded as work-shy and lazy, they eat too much. The women are beautiful until they reach thirty and then become enormously fat.
They are associated with the Mafia, and political corruption.
Italians have a reputation for cowardice and being contrary during major historical combats for example in World War II, they switched sides at the eleventh hour.
by Milodevenus November 15, 2010
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italians are loud. they make the best food. most italians come from a large family, of 7 or 8 kids. they all talk with their hands and talk half in english and half in italian. the men usually have long fingernails. italian women always think they are right, when most of the time they arent. the women cook, the men watch tv. they are terrible drivers- they drive too fast. they swear too much, most of the time in italian. you can never understand anything they say sometimes, because it usually makes no sense. they are all about family, and if you have a problem with one of them, you have a problem with them all. most italians have hand gestures for everything. they make good meatballs, sauce and pizza. they make you eat even when you are completley full. usually they all have big gardens and chickens. they are quite religious. italians come all in one package, with families usualy the size of 30 people or more. when theyre all together, they are louder then anything you can imagine, all shouting over eachother. at family gatherings, they all dance around like idiots to accordions and italian music and laugh at eachother. when everyones together they all have a good time and laugh until they cry. italian laughter is contagious- once one person laughs, they all do. they drink a lot, and they love to drink wine, which is usually home-made. they always have a good time, no matter what. they believe family is the most important part of life, besides food. being italian means your the best.
italians are the best.
by italianxbabe August 9, 2009
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people who sadly dont exist
Luca and alberto: *being little gays*
Me : *crying* god I wish italians existed
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A great, beautiful country with great people and great food. The Italians are often looked down upon by wankers such as archi and other ignorant bastards that think they are better than the ities even though they probably eat italian food on a daily basis like most people in the world. The Italians are often looked down upon by their involvement with the axis in the second world war but most people seem to ignore the fact that during Mussolini's dictatorship and friendship with Hitler, there was a group of proud Italian civilians and military deserters that fought heavily against fascist groups. In fact you could say that whilst the British Americans and Russians were fighting in Germany, the Italians were fighting their own civil war on their own turf against a wrong reigime. Italy is a great country but full of social problems. Some members of the government are part of fascist parties or involved with Italian organised crime. There is a very strong 'divario' in Italy with the constant fight between communists, fascists/nazi supporters, anarchists and pacifists.
Italy, although a beautiful and very well known country with maybe the hottest girls on the planet, is still very poor and is considered to be a european 'third world country' with a government that very recently failed.
Oh and another thing, if you ever go to Italy or meet an Italian, don't piss them off beacause they are a very proud nation with very strong feelings for their nationality. I know this very well seeing as I am an Itie myself
Who conquered half the world and kept hold of it for hundreds of years? The Italians
Which country almost overthrew a fascist reigime without the help of the Americans and British? Oh yeah the Italians
Which country makes the best food? Italy
Which country has the nicest most good looking and fittest girls in the world? Italy
Which is the nationality which everyone wants to be? Italian or Irish
Italians are the best
by Fabio, Forza Roma April 11, 2008
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Italians are those who live in Italy. Italian-Americans for the most part are nothing like Italians in Italy. Italians in America are referenced as "Guidos" and "Guinnies". Most Italian-American men wear too much gold and and spend too much time on slicking their hair. Italian boys spend too much time spiking their hair, putting on cologne, and tanning. They also spend too much time on trying to sound tough and "Mafia" like. Italian girls are either tan or go tanning. They are very beautiful girls but can have serious attitudes. Great cooks. For the most part, Italian Americans are dispicable. I love real Italians from Italy. If you are 100 percent Italian and live in America and a male, your chances of being a douchebag are high.
Gel is usually Olive Oil.
Eat too much.
Swear too much.
Try and make fun of other ethnicities to try and make themselves feel better.
Think they have larger dicks when it is scientificly proven it does not matter your ethnicity is, you have a dick the siz it is because that's the way it is.
by Donnie Brosco May 13, 2005
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