iPad 

a GIANT iPod touch, that is less portable and costs about 3 times as much

Someone, "Can i see your iPod touch"
Someone else, "Its an iPad, you need some glasses, and no, i paid $499 for it,, you can't touch it"

iPad by fadyg6 April 10, 2010

iPad 

The most expensive but useless rectangle on earth

Me : With an iPad, um..... you can draw a rectangle!

iPad by askdjfkhajsk January 22, 2012

iPad 

The next generation of failed expectations, especially in reference to devices ripped from Star Trek.

"I hope the new iCommunicator won't turn out to be another iPad."

iPad by Joshua Fan January 27, 2010

iPad 

Kindle's murderer.

Jean: That new Sedaris book is out. I'll download it to my handy dandy friend, Kindle!

Barry: Kindle? You still stuck on him? I thought iPad killed Kindle before it even had a chance to reach pre-school.

Jean: Ya, I know, that sure was a waste of $300. iPad is so guilty in the case of Kindle's murderer. Kindle is now resting in peace with Palm Pilot, VCR and Projection TV in Techno Heaven.

iPad by Sidbo January 27, 2010

iPad 

An electronic device that is used to contact others or play games. FaceTime is used to video call your best friends and loved ones who maybes live far away from you in the world. iMessage is used to chat like texting basically. App Store is where you download apps ( games and social network) and iTunes is used to download videos and songs. Safari isn't a jungle it is a place where you can search like google.

Millie was taking a selfie on her ipad

iPad by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015

iPad 

An entirely useless product for Apple to make a quick cash-in out of drooling iFanboys. It is a bulky, overpriced gadget that serves practically no purpose other than a waste of space and $840.

Steve Jobs: The iPad will revolutionize life as we know it! Not only does it have the advanced technology of the iPod Touch, but it's three times larger!

iFanboy: I think I stained my pants!

The typical College Confidential user: I got 5's on all 31 AP exams I've taken, 800 on every subject test, and a 2400 on my SAT. I'll buy one of these for use in whatever HYPSM school I decide to attend.

Christian Weston Chandler : (sigh) When my monthly tugboat comes in the mail, I'll buy one of these! I have all the Salvation Army clown shirts and microwavable mac and cheese to last a lifetime, so this is a good investment. This will give me an attractive boyfriend-free woman for sure!

iPad by DoubleDare July 7, 2010

iPad 

4 iPhones ductaped together.

For the spelling bee the guy said "Spell iPad, Sammy"

iPad by You lost the game bicht! April 24, 2010