Hypothetical chivalry

Proposing a situation wherein had you, say, a certain object you would use it to be chivalrous.

Girl: It's cold.

Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.

Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.

by Miss Jaffah May 6, 2011

hytothermia

When your hands are willy willy cold

“This makes my hands willy willy cold, I tink I hab Hytothermia.”

by James the bug man January 23, 2018

Hypothetically speaking

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

Hypothermia

The feeling you get when you go outside in the winter, your jacka&% brother took all the shower water, or you ate ice cream to fast.

When they were floating down the canal, it felt as if they had hypothermia, (not to be confused with pneumonia, as a woman by the side of the canal explained).

by Clara-Imogen November 2, 2019

hypothesticles

(n.) A variation of "nuts" (testicles) that females may have which represent that the girl has another person's complete attention to them. This type of attention usually refers to when a girl has strongly commanded another guy (or girl)'s romantic affection, but can also be used for when they have other friends/followers consistently demanding that female's attention. The word derives from "hypothetical" and "testicles."

1. Guy 1: "Man, have you seen Chris lately?"
Guy 2: "Nahh. He's always with that one girl he's been talkin to. He's all on her hypothesticles."

2. Girl 1: "How many times has he called you in the past five minutes?"
Girl 2: "I couldn't even count, girl. He's all up on my hypothesticles, you know?"

by Ryan McNugget May 14, 2011

hypodermic

Latin, adjective) "Beneath the skin".

I went to the hospital today and I got injected with a hypodermic needle.

by Peter Rete March 29, 2009

Hypothermina

-Originated from a meme-
When your hands are willy willy cold

Cold hands

"This drink is cold and its giving me, hypothermina. "

by WolfYears101 June 20, 2018