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haynes

The word you use for a kid who is the coolest kid in the world. Generally his ass is kissed by most people around him. Best known for lighting garbages on fire, and going to parties after breaking body parts.
1.Did you see that haynes at that party? he was dancing like a crazy mofo at that party and his knee was broken.
2.Man, that kid is such a haynes, when Bob Marley came on he fucking lit that garbage can on fire!!
by floridahighschool February 7, 2008
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Hayner

The sex god from Kingdom Hearts II. XD
Has three best friends; Pence, Olette, and Roxas, although none of them are as sexy as he is. They all reside in Twilight Town.

He's secretly in love with Seifer, even though they act like they're worst enemies.

Hayner is also known as the "local attitude problem."

His obsessions are; sea-salt ice-cream, going to the beach, sea-salt ice-cream, watermelon, and sea-salt ice-cream. =D
" ZOMG, Hayner is sooooo kawaii desu. -fangirl squeal- <333333 "
by xHAYNURR October 14, 2008
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Hayness

1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008
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Eve Haynes

Eve will be your VERY CLOSE and BFF for about 4 months. She'll love to dance and show off. Eve will eventually steal your boyfriend and your other best friends too. She secretly hates all the girls but put on an act for every single million of them. Sorry but she's real popular. She'll eventually squeeze you in between Martha and Cindy. If you hate Eve then she'll hate you for no reason WHAT-so-ever. Except for the hatred you try and make up over five billion times. Eve acts like she didn't do anything but she did. So if you have an Eve as a friend, slightly move away. When your unseen by her, run away to Asia.
Don't you think Eve Haynes is popular.
by ElizabethTB March 30, 2020
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Pull a Sam Haynes

Injure oneself before an important race
Nate: I’m going skating
Barbera: don’t pull a Sam Haynes!
by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019
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hayness

to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.
"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"
by Raw B July 29, 2008
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Haynes Academy

A middle/high school in Jefferson Parish Louisiana. Containing about 700 or so students, the campus is quite large, with 6 buildings. The school is an advanced studies public school that you must test to get it. One of the top schools in its district, it’s mainly good for the band, in which 25% of the school is in.
Haynes Academy was awarded #1 school in the parish multiple times.
by Fricken_fracken March 10, 2019
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