by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017
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Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery
also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery
also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad
by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019
Get the Humberto mug.by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008
Get the HUMBERTO mug.Humberto Is a the fag in the friend group who thinks he is the leader, but is a pussy beta-cuk mail. He likes men and having power trips.
why does he keep humbertoing all over the friend group?
Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
Idk bro he deleted me from the discord because he is a bitch.
by Noah McAdams October 28, 2019
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A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.
A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.
A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.
Any mexican named Humberto
My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.
by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014
Get the dirty humberto mug.During a sexual encounter, one places the male's scrotum and testicles into one's mouth, while humming and playing the shaft of the penis (preferably hard) like a flute.
by Espatula October 5, 2020
Get the The humberto mug.A man of average height probably born in September. Some might say a karate ninja, but don't let his looks fool you, he can kill you with his thumb. Likes to chew on rocks on his down time. He is a great family man, he will do anything for his family. And he is a great friend and awesome fishing partner. But his best quality is giving people rides, especially after they have been loitering all day.
by anonymous January 21, 2024
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