Humbee

Another name for a fast shit.

Diarrhea mixed with normal turds/ hot and steamy

Dude..I drank a lot of draft beer last night..about to take me a Humbee!
My Humbee splattered all over the shitter, I'll never get those stains out!

by Xxxsmash21xxX June 5, 2016

Humberto

A name for anyone who is inherently awesome . Humbertos are known to be trustworthy and noble. They are full of courage and stamina . Humbertos are chivalrous and kind.

Woman : Ahhh that man stole my purse ?

Humberto: I'll get him!
Woman: Why,Humberto,you saved the day!

by i<3humbertoes February 4, 2012

Humbert

The narrator of Vladimir Nabokov's 'Lolita'. Humbert (who is about 36) falls in love with Lolita (who is around 12 when he first meets her), and the two have a bizarre sexual relationship, even though he is her stepfather. Humbert is a complex character, and despite the fact he ruined Lolita's childhood, readers often end up pitying him at the end of the book, when he declares his love for Lolita and tries to fix what he has done by trying to protect Lolita.

Teacher : It's not wrong to feel sorry for Humbert when you finish the book.

by HelloHumbert August 8, 2013

rhino humped

goin up behind sum1,then grab them by their shoulders,an take ur knee n shuve it into the persons ass as hard as u can.

fuck i got rhino humped by ronnie the other day n it hurt so bad!!!

by travis polovich July 22, 2006

Humbled

The best possible reaction to any event, particularly an award or accolade of any kind.

- You've just won the Nobel Peace Prize for basically not being George Bush. How do you feel?

- Humbled. I feel humbled.

- Oh, OK. You seem like a good guy.

by Bobby Tables October 9, 2009

HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008

Humbeats

Producer out near Boston. Produced for Gunplay, Sammie, Jim Jones, Pat Brown, Montana of 300, Mookie Jones, Yung God, Reem, Gio Dee, D-Note, etc. Has own website: IAmHumbeats.com. Has a crazy dope fro. Tall, skinny nigga. Makes some of the best beats around.

Marcus: "Yo, Why this beat so dope?"

Vernon: "It's a Humbeat man"

Lorenz: Im a rapper looking for beats, have any suggestions?"
Jerry: "Yea hit up Humbeats at IAmHumbeats.com"

by DirtyLipzDirtyPitz June 3, 2013