Horsepire

A mixture between a horse and a vampire; often referred to fowl or homely looking people

"Beth looks a lot like a horsepire. I can't believe that girl has any friends."

by TheRingBearer98 March 3, 2009

Horsedisease

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011

Horsebite

when a adult grabs a youngsters balls with his teeth and makes horse noises

hey james come on over here and let me give you a horsebite

by jwyman March 15, 2010

horserider

Euphemism for horsefucker. A horserider is often a statistics or security studies student who goes around fucking horses and one day ends up in a wheelchair cos they get kicked by a horse.

Luke used to be a horserider, he tried to have sex with a horse, but it kicked him and now he's in a wheelchair and his dick doesn't work.

by not a horserider October 6, 2008

horsehide

Another term for nonsense or bullshit.

i.e. A horse's butt

The call by the ref was horsehide

by Iguess19 April 12, 2017

howroselikethat

howroselikethat is my favorite kpop stan tiktoker. she likes dunkins and shes not really toxic. i love her! <33

"hey do you know howroselikethat?"
"that one funny kpop stan tiktoker?"

by caca water February 2, 2021

homelikewall

in the coffin and the baby stabs Shrek with a Bluetooth then the baby has a baby that has a baby but they were all guys so Idk how that happened but then home flew into the wall the home was in the stomach then the wall gave birth to home then they had a wedding but then the wall died but without the walls the home fell over and died then Shrek took the l and then the story was renamed to Shreks mission of disaster so Shrek goes into the bathroom where he jumped into the toilet and went to the sewer to get a drink and then he saw the ninja turtles and the ninja turtles tried to run but then Shrek became the sewer and flooded himself and then the ninja turtles died but Shrek accidently ate homes poop but Shrek didn't means to eat homes poo then Shrek throws up the sewer then Shrek flies into homes dead skeleton but the skeleton was too buff so Shrek got telephoned to Ohio then he went into idea but then he got telephoned to the backrooms but then Shrek died and he just reset his character though so he just responded then Shrek was in the gulag where he saw home and wall then they all telephoned to the backrooms then Shrek saw Shrek in the backrooms so Shrek won then they kept going where Shrek leas the way but then Shrek tried to kill them but then good Shrek saved then then home and wall died for some reason but Shrek got super mad and went super sayon and then he punches a wall and destroys the backrooms for good but then ash Ketchum came and turned Shrek into a Pokémon card

Homelikewall I love shrek
Shrek me too

by Homelikewall December 28, 2022