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hornosis 

A disease that causes the infected person to be extremely horny all the time. The person will hang out around Curves and masturbate in the alley, almost as if possessed. Most money is spent on trinkets, flowers, and drinks for strangers in an attempt to get the target back to their home to watch a movie. Constant bathroom breaks. Any attention is good attention, and despite the size of the pants, they always fit extremely tightly. Wet spots left behind in seats, and a complete rejection of standing sometimes. Panting, and a lack of standards are also commonplace. Also known by its street name Hornstrosity, which can also be used as a noun. Treated by Dibido, which actually increases the horny if taken with wine or snorted.
Poor Steve, ever since he came down with that hornosis all he has been doing is watching 80s exercise videos and hanging out at rest stops.

Man, I am going to ask Tanya out, rumor is she is a total Hornstrosity and i need to get after that before they put her on Dibido.
hornosis by Jack Lalane February 22, 2010
Related Words

horndorable

The state of being whereby a person is adorable as a result of their being sexually aroused.
Appropriate Use:

Boyfriend: I can't help it! Just seeing your nipples makes me want to touch them.
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so horndorable.

Inappropriate Use:
Man: If I were 40 years younger, cutie, I'd show you a good time.
Girl: Aww grandpa, you're so horndorable.

Jimmy: Sorry Ms. Frizzle, I couldn't finish the essay last night because I was procrasterbating.
Ms. Frizzle: Jimmy, as horndorable as that may be, I will not be able to give you an extension this time. You can earn back that credit in detention.
horndorable by Horndorably Yours December 4, 2010

Hornmonster 

Someone who is so horny that they become a monster of horniness. Hormones. Hormones everywhere. They want to get in someone's pants
Tyler: "Woah that girls hot"
Nathan: "I know dude. I want to get into her pants!"
Tyler: "You fucking hornmonster"
Hornmonster by Kittycat1031 October 9, 2013
Someone who is horny all the time or a horny person.
Mike tried to feel me up the whole night. He's such a horndog!
horndog by Sgt Bigglesworth January 30, 2009

hornophobia 

when a girl/s suspect a totally innocent guy with normal sexual drives, who appreciates women's beauty of being a pervert
-he totally checked out my butt that perv
-you have hornophobia, he just appreciates how nice you look in these pants.You totaly checked him out too.
hornophobia by kunefa September 25, 2005
The porno I watched was really horror..means a horno.

The woman in the horno got fucked to death.
Horno by SebasPMI February 10, 2010