Hornover

The frustrating condition that occurs when you wake up alone in your bed on a sunday morning, realizing you spent all your hard-earned money at the local dive last night on cheap booze and cunning cockteases, yet after all your efforts you're left but nothing but an empty wallet, a raging headache, a half-limp dick and noone to fuck.

Dude, I was so hornover last weekend after waking up alone YET AGAIN, I just spent the entire day in bed with Aspirin and a box of Kleenex.

by Nude Dude With Attitude December 9, 2008

Hornover

When you smoke or drink and get super horny but don’t take care of it and wake up super horny

“Hey bro wanna hang out?”

“One sec bro I gotta rub one out I’m having a hornover”

by Bigcountry59 November 9, 2019

hornover

A severe headache or other after effects of Friday night Lambert football games.

Symptoms may include: athletes foot, gonorrhea, hemorrhoids, amnesia

“Dude James how bad is your hornover from last night?? I’m already peeing blood 🤘🤘”

by mistressofcoachbass October 20, 2022