homotextual

Someone aroused by messaging people of their own sex

Bill gets sexually aroused by messaging only men on his phone. He is believed to be a homotextual.

by Character Before Category March 18, 2012

Homoseshual

When you should be going out with the lads but you end up cancelling to go out with your bird instead...

Don Cheadle was meant to go out with oceans 11 lads for a big sesh in the bellagio but his missus flew to Vegas last minute so he had to bail... George Clooney was overheard later that night ranting about how much of a raging homoseshual Don was. They haven't spoken since.

by Boomslangskin September 12, 2017

Homotextual

A male who engages in text messages with another man in a gay manner but is not actually gay.

Russ texted Matt to come sit on his face, but has no intentions of actually doing it. He’s such a homotextual

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Homotexual

Gay, but from texas

"Alan doesn't even own a second gun, he's definitely a homotexual."

by SPAM Can Campervan April 14, 2023

homolectual

someone having their own head up their ass

You homolectuals could fuck up a free lunch.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

homotextual

One who solicits gay sex over an instant message service or a mobile "phone". Or someone who has gay "sex" only through the already mentioned mediums.

That guy's not really gay. He's just a homotextual.

by Levesque May 2, 2006

homosectual

The way faggots spell "homosexual"

<Ikarasu> BOOHOO J00 R TEH HOMOSECTUAL T_T;

by =| |= kekeke September 3, 2003