homemade soap

someone who is very very ugly

shes as ugly as homemade soap

by Bradley Cupp September 28, 2006

homemade sin

used to denote an unnattractive look or person, used especially in regard to tardy drag queens.

"We went to Jenna St. James' show last night"
"OOh! How did she look?!"
"Ugh! Trust, she looked like homemade sin!"

by agentorange April 19, 2004

Homemade Dark Mark

Draco Malfoy's version of the Dark Mark, as seen in A Very Potter Musical. It is a smiley face with a snake coming out drawn on someone's forearm.

I was bored in social studies today so I drew a Homemade Dark Mark on my arm. I got seven high fives from strangers.

by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

Homemade Chernobyl

That bomb ass homemade methamphetamine

Yo bruh you got that homemade Chernobyl

by King_John69 December 31, 2019

Homemade Dildo

if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.

woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!

by 0inker September 14, 2023

Homemade Special

When a crazy ass bitch gets busted for shoplifting at Walmart and reaches into her pants to throw shit at the guard to get away.

Dude 1: Bro, better duck and cover, that crazy ass bitch is giving the security guard a homemade special with extreme prejudice!
Dude 2: Whoa! Incoming!

by Parkasaurus January 2, 2015