HOGRE

A hogre is a term for a hoe that looks like Shrek. This word is a combination from the two worst personality traits, a hoe and and an ogre!

This term is often used for girls with little to no upper lip, a fat nose, and an eating problem. Hogre's like to act popular by pretending to have friends in high school! Hogre's often only get guys who are horny and desperate, you have to be VERY desperate to date a Hogre. Hogre's kiss boys without their consent to make it feel like they can get boys!

DON'T BE A HOGRE! IF YOU KNOW A HOGRE, CUT HER OFF NOW!

Lexi; "Hannah is being such a hogre!"
Sam; "I know!"

by thewildmoney May 14, 2018

HEgret

Regret one feels the morning after sleeping with a dude who appeared to be more attractive the evening before.

I totally HEgret hooking up with that douchebag!

by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

Brogrammers before hoegrammers

The unwritten law that your male programming friends should always come before your female programming acquaintences. Most frequently used when a fellow brogrammer is bending over backwards to accommodate a hot hoegrammer's needs, while spurning his brogrammers.

Scott: Sorry, guys, Erica needs me to rewrite how our PHP Framework is integrating with Drupal in order to make her module function properly.

Jack: WTF, brogrammers before hoegrammers, dude.

Scott: But dude, she showed me major cleavage when she leaned over to ask me!

Jack: ...Can I help?

by Japegrape November 30, 2011

Hoegrets

The regrets a person has after performing a slutty, trashy, or as the name implies "hoe-like" activity. Hoegrets usually occur the morning after the activity has taken place

Kim woke up next to the stranger from the bar and Immeditly had hoegrets about the night before.

by Emerryan May 1, 2016

hoetress

A woman that acts like a hoe but doesn't fuck.

The chick that was grinding and feeling up on me was just a hoetress cause she didnt wanna go back to my place.

by MurphDG July 24, 2009

Hoegger

A concatenation of Hoe and Hugger. Someone that you don’t know well that casually hugs you without any respect or understanding that hugging is an act of familiarity and intimacy.

That hippie dude is a total Hoegger...he hugs everyone just to cope a feel.

by vermontmann April 23, 2011

Hoepreet

A punjabi female with ho-ish tendencies.

"Munpreet's real name should be Hoepreet."

by purplxed1 December 18, 2014