lady hobknocker 

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

lady hobknocker by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

lady hobknocker 

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

lady hobknocker by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

hobknocker 

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!

hobknocker by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009

Hobknockery 

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

Hobknockery by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010

Hobnocker 

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

Hobnocker by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

Hobknocker 

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".

"You filthy American hobknockers!

Hobknocker by Maimraid February 7, 2009

hobknocker 

a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.

check out that hobknocker.

dude thats awsome and illegal.

hobknocker by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009