hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

hobknock

1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis

2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face

1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.

2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.

3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.

by ditzy =D April 5, 2009

hobnobber

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

by worldrecker December 23, 2010

Hobknocker

1. A person who 'rapes' or molests' animals.

2. Someone who hits you in the face with thier penis.

1. Carly: Oh he's so cute!

Wade C.: You are all a bunch of hobknockers!

(as seen on Icarly)

2. Devin: Dude! Wtf, you hobknocker.

by inuyasha gurl Aka ashton August 7, 2009

Hobknobbery

Generally spoken through a pipe or clenched teeth (much believed to resemble speaking through a pipe), this language is generally spoken only in the wealthiest of mansions and most highbrow of country clubs. Most braggarts learn Hobnobbery in order to maintain status among the rich and self-centered. It is believed that this language was created in order for one to be heard over anther's own self loving thoughts, for when dealing with a society when each feels that they are better than everyone around them, you must sound like you are in fact truly better that the person to whom you are speaking in order for them to pay you any mind.

Unfortunately no examples of this language can be posted for it is only a spoken language generally passed down from father to son. Women aren't generally taught this language, however, that has not stopped many women form learning it. This being a solely spoken language, the best way to describe it is "impeccable English with much emphasis on at least one word per sentence and generally a British sounding accent, all spoken as though one has a pipe in their mouth (for the greatest men have always smoked pipes), and with much projection for the true sound of this language can not be heard without proper posture.

Many of the wealthiest of nobles and the most "proper" of millionaires in North America and Europe as well as parts of Asia speak Hobknobbery.

by Net Flux July 12, 2011

hobknocker sucker

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.

I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....

by Zer0sec November 10, 2019

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014