Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless

Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.

by Whbkcm August 27, 2017

hoesetta

a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account

Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!

by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010

Hubese

Someone who is so fat that they are neither humongous nor obese but hubese

Nikki is morbidly hubese

by a concerned friend of nikki August 7, 2012

hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.

" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.

She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.

by Tr1pod November 18, 2018

Hobes

Sliding into the insta dms

That guy's cute, I might hobes him later tonight

by SaltyRims December 9, 2018