Hobes

Sliding into the insta dms

That guy's cute, I might hobes him later tonight

by SaltyRims December 9, 2018

hobes

One who performs action or presents themselves on a very hobolike or poor and unprofessional manner

Dude that guy wired this panel totally hobes

by MG August 10, 2003

hobos, tramps, & bums

Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.

I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!

by Starchylde July 10, 2016

Hobosexual

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.

by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

Hobosexual

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?

by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017

calvin and hobbes

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

Aluminum Hobos

Homeless persons who show up after big outdoor football or concert events to collect empty aluminum beer cans for money.

"Man, I bet the Aluminum Hobos are gonna think it's payday after the George Thorogood concert tonight."

by SRM0012 December 29, 2009