n. a male homosexual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heterosexual "bro" counterparts. the hobrosexual "bros out" with the heterosexual bros and sometimes out-bros the heterosexual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic "faaaabulous" side which heterosexuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.
"Dude, bro! Todd just motorboated that hot girl that Ethan was trying to pop at! Tha's my dawg!!! NOTHING like seeing Ethan get cockblocked by Todd...Todd's the best hobrosexual around!!!
by Rix, Dan-Dan, and C-Force November 7, 2009
Get the hobrosexual mug.Those guys are so hopsoy with their pimped out honda civics! Don't stare at them or they'll stab you in the knee!
by thepsychic October 28, 2008
Get the hopsoy mug.n. Irrational, morbid fear of guns (coined by Col. Jeff Cooper, from the Greek "hoplites," weapon). May cause sweating, faintness, discomfort, rapid pulse, nausea, sleeplessness, more, at mere thought of guns. Hoplophobes are common and should never be involved in setting gun policies. Point out hoplophobic behavior when noticed, it is dangerous, sufferers deserve pity, and should seek treatment. When confronted, hoplophobes typically go into denial, a common characteristic of the affliction. Often helped by training, or by coaching at a range, a process known to psychiatry as "desensitization," often useful in treating many phobias. Also: Hoplophobe, hoplophobic.
by fasfan September 26, 2006
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Dude 1: So are you two are totally gay?
Dude 2: No. It's a hobromance. Totally cool. All the benefits of a bromance and I get to chill with all his girlfriends. Ha. I win.
Dude 3: Yeah, he wins.
Dude 2: No. It's a hobromance. Totally cool. All the benefits of a bromance and I get to chill with all his girlfriends. Ha. I win.
Dude 3: Yeah, he wins.
by zyxdude June 29, 2010
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Get the Hopojo mug.(n.) an irrational fear of weapons
Sarah Brady, the Violence Policy Center, Americans for Gun Safety, and many others, have created a climate of hoplophobia in America.
by Eric Fisher May 21, 2003
Get the hoplophobia mug.Hodrojing is the act of making ones life harder than it has to be, there could be other more simple, efficient solutions to your problem but hodrojing ignores those solutions.
Person 1: Yo man can you get me a glass of water?
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): Sure, *leaves the room and disappears for three days*
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): *Reappears with one glass of water* Hey man I'm back, I just had to visit Switzerland to get you so some water.
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): Sure, *leaves the room and disappears for three days*
Person 2 (Pro Hodrojer/Hodrojing): *Reappears with one glass of water* Hey man I'm back, I just had to visit Switzerland to get you so some water.
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