hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.

COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."

by Nite Owl August 7, 2007

Hinob

One word, annoying. But very beautiful, and almost never frowns.

“Oh look, it’s Hinob. She’s so cute, but honestly she’s a dick.”

by Giyu Tomioka May 22, 2021

hinky

hinky

1. Strange, wrong weird
2. Something that is wrong or out of place

Marshal Biggs: This is hinky, this guy's a college graduate, he went to medical school, he's not gonna come through all the security, go to the county lockup, to find someone his one people say does not exist. Hinky.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, what does that mean Biggs, 'hinky'?

Marshal Biggs: I don't know. Strange.

Marshal Henry: Weird.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, why don't you say strange or weird? I mean hinky, that has no meaning.

Marshal Biggs: Well, we say hinky.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't want you guys using words around me that have no meaning. I'm taking the stairs and walking.

by Shakomatic October 7, 2009

hickory Creek middle school

a school full of sexist, ugly homophobic, boys and annoying af girls. they're just a bunch of prissy suburban kids who'll never go through anything hard because they have daddy's money

Kyle: you're such a prick. what school do you go to?
Chad: I go to hickory Creek middle school
Kyle: ohhh that makes sense.

by lil peen November 15, 2019

Professor Sean Hinton

A Professor Sean Hinton (usually shortened to a 'Sean Hinton' or a 'Prof Sean') is a cocktail. Served in a tall glass with ice it is composed of two shots of Jamieson's irish whisky, two shots of Jack Daniel's and is topped up with coke.

The purpose of a cocktail is to make spirits more palatable, a Professor Sean Hinton employs Jamieson's to take the edge off Jack Daniel's, unconventionally creating a more alcoholic beverage in the process.

"I'd like a Professor Sean Hinton please"

by bostasp_pub_crew September 17, 2008

Hinkle

Referring to a man who enjoys tickling other men’s scrotums. Often used as a slur for homosexuals

Bro, Alex is such a hinkle. He asked me last night if he could tickle my genitals

by SandyLG January 26, 2022

Hickory Buttscrew

Leapfrogging stalled traffic by exiting a merging construction lane at the last minute, effectively shaving minutes off your drive time. Often framed as an accident; the common reasoning being "I didn't see the merging signs or the hundreds of stalled vehicles waiting their turn," or "I'm a better human being."

I can't be late to my daughter's recital again. Time for the hickory buttscrew.

by Scr1bble June 24, 2011