Heterosexuals

People who like someone of the opposite gender. I do not believe they exist. They are a m y t h told to scare us gays into the closet.

Oh gods, heterosexuals have flirted with me. Little do they know, I am a disaster lesbian.

by Disaster Gay Witch May 18, 2020

Heterosexuality

Heterosexual - heteros (greek); deviant, different, other, strange; an intersexual relationship between two individuals of different genders

Homosexual - homos (greek)/(latin) homo; same, human(latin); a same gender relationship between two individuals

heterosexuals are deviant and deny their inner homosexuality

heterosexuality

by profess0r999 May 8, 2010

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020

Hetersexuality

Heterosexual adjective; the practice of sexual attraction to, and/or sexual relations with, genders different from one's own, with or without romantic attraction and/or romantic relationship.

My parents were in the habit of exercising hetersexuality regularly, as it was customary for them both.

by C0L0R July 31, 2018

forced heterosexuality

When two characters of the opposite gender don't really go together at all but the writer throws them together just because they're male and female.

"Damn I can't believe the writers of Riverdale put Jughead and Betty together. That's literally the definition of forced heterosexuality. "

by Notapplelol January 27, 2017

Heterosexuality

A mental illness involving astronomically high sexual assault, and femicide rates.
Alternatively: "Straight", "Str8", "Skr8", or "Straggot".

I hate everything that reminds of heterosexuality, and those sick with it.

by antihetero November 26, 2021

Heterosexuality

A useless way of saying that you're straight

Quandale Dingle: Do you support LGBTQ+
Kia Malifa: Yeah I'm heterosexuality

Quandale Dingle: Anyways I saw some of your videos...

by Kia Malifa January 16, 2023