The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the Joseph Hazelnut mug.A really yummy and sweet order from Starbucks, I don't know if I should replace the 2 pumps of hazelnut with caramel or vanilla just want something sweet to be honest..
Friend: Wow Dakota this is really yummy! What's this drink called again?
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
Dakota: It's an iced white mocha with 2 pumps of hazelnut & extra caramel drizzle!
by GoofyGobber January 24, 2023
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A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.
Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!
by MrJenkins October 22, 2010
Get the sticky kick in the hazelnuts mug.Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:
Hazel Nut you better
shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better
dry up cause you're the one we hate.
Hazel Nut you better
shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better
dry up cause you're the one we hate.
by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017
Get the Hazel Nut mug.noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)
Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum
Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010
Get the hazlenut spread mug.when you cum in a girls mouth and she swallows it all instantly, thereby "sucking it dry." Derived from the word hazle defined as "to make dry" and nut meaning the act of ejaculation.
MARK: hey you remember mary from high school
JEFF: you mean mary lane?
MARK: yeah
JEFF: oh yeah, i'll never forget her man, that was my first hazlenut!!!
JEFF: you mean mary lane?
MARK: yeah
JEFF: oh yeah, i'll never forget her man, that was my first hazlenut!!!
by exoticblend43 June 16, 2010
Get the hazlenut mug.When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)
My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.
by Basstard May 10, 2015
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