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Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:

Hazel Nut you better

shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better

dry up cause you're the one we hate.
full credit for this song goes to williamazing12.

(Hazel Nut)
by Decent Definitions February 15, 2017
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005
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The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.
"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"
by cafjosh August 09, 2007
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A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.
Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.
by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020
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A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.
Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut
by slugster August 06, 2014
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Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.
Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."
by DannyK June 01, 2005
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