Hauser

Hauser: (slang, Verb) (Bohemia/Western Czech Republic and Northern/Central California coast)

1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.

2) To leave nothing behind

1) I pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the Cal State Sacramento biology department; I took every free school supply they had.

2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!

3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?

by Sean Sicklik September 5, 2007

beaut-hauser

Slang originating from Croydon. Addition to the word beaut. Used to describe something excellent, cool, etc.

That curry was beaut-hauser!

by Dr Rich April 21, 2006

Megan Hauserman

A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.

Follow megan hauserman on twitter, Twitter.com/meganhauserman .

by Bluejays12 November 22, 2009

Hauser

Nown: a person who "consistently" ditches his boys for a girl, and probably doesn't get laid. Also a person who goes to the bar let's his buddy break the ice and "attempts" to steal your bitch.

Dude why the fuck you we're you hausering last night I was trying to get laid.

by SwolePatrol82 February 25, 2018

desiree hauser

a chick who thinks she is ugly, but really isn't.

😂😂Desiree Hauser is sooo hot man 😍

by GetGangsta1114 February 6, 2017

Hausermann

Slutty women who constantly dress up like men!

My mother is such a hausermann.

by Antonymap888 November 5, 2011

hauberg

When you hire four hookers to light up cigarettes while one sits on your face and raves, one rides you and drinks, and the other two mud wrestle on your shit.

A "hauberg" will also end up marrying their high school crush... The vice principal.

hauberg stalks their vice principal

by Trufflebutter432 August 14, 2015