Haramis

A mild mannered dude who can snap on a dime and turn into a violent monster.

Dude...I thought Johnny was a nice guy, but when I asked him for a piece of cake he just snapped on me. Totally pulled a haramis...

by Sammy Eros May 28, 2016

harami

One who identifies as Muslim but is not confined to established doctrine. Derived from "haram," Arabic for 'forbidden'.

Haramis finds beauty in both tradition and experience.

by very wise owl July 20, 2008

haramilarious

A situation in which one finds herself/himself wanting to roll on the floor laughing but the joke is either blasphemous or not within the realm of PG-13 content. In Islam, vulgarity is frowned upon and often framed as "haram", without specifics given.

As a Muslim woman of color, debating Prophet Jesus's exact shade of brown, ranging from mocha to coffee--in front of White Anglo Saxon Protestants along the Bible Belt-- is beyond funny and blasphemous. Indeed, it's "haramilarious" (haram-i-larious), because only God knows what Prophet Jesus actually looks like. Now I probably need to pray 2 raka'h to beg for forgiveness...and creating this entry. ;)

by PITAPOLICY April 1, 2019

Self harmicidal

A state of depression so severe that it produces an excess of extreme hatred and typically directionless anger as well as urges to hurt/kill both both themselves and others. A combination of wanting to self harm and being homicidal.

Person 1: Hey bro how are you?

Person 2: I feel horrible; society sucks, people suck, and life in general sucks! I want to cut my wrists and die but I also wanna just stab anyone who dares come close to me!

Person 1: Damn dude you should get some help before you do something you'll regret! You've become full on self harmicidal!

by Sad Vampire Slug December 15, 2017

Haramification

1. The "Process" of tainting the moral purity of a muslim person. This is usually carried out by people with no ties or links to a muslim background. This process is lengthy and involves coarsing the individual into taking small amounts of items forbidden by that individual's morals, ethics or religion, such as Alcohol.
2. Where an individual decides to re-participate in "bad habits", or decides to do something "naughty" or take part in events or situations deemed "naughty" >:D .

1. Azer drank the alcohol given to him by Satsoc and was haramified by this haramification.
2. After 2 weeks of not going to the pub, Nohj decided it was time for some haramification.

by DeaD April 10, 2003

Harami Salami

A way to jokingly say haram, not actually used to refer to haram salami.

A: “This has pork fat in it”
B: “harami salami”

A: “I haven’t prayed yet”
B: “you harami salami, go pray”

by titty master48 March 27, 2022

Haramiate

To prohibit a matter in Islam; to disallow religiously a significant matter so no longer Muslims are allowed to perform.

The chieftain of the radical Islamic group in Egypt haramiated eating pork.

by ChapoFTW January 17, 2018