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Hampus

Hampus is a wounderdul yet very mysterious person. You think you know what he wants until he suddenly changes and wants something completely different. Don't let that cute face speak for his entire persona. It takes atleast 1-2 years before you know the true Hampus. But after those 1-2 years, you will be the happiest person to have lived on the planet earth.

Eventhough he shows appretiation and gratefulness towards you, he will always love his bed more. Almost as much as he likes to watch series on Netflix and talking with friends on his phone.

One more thing to point out is that Hampus hates to be used. Almost as much as he hates to see others accomplishments.
Hey Hampus! You want to go to the gym with me?
by Tadus November 5, 2019
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Hampus

A god in most senarious he fucks eho he wants so stfu !
God dude you fucked that girl your such a hampus
by Bromsster December 12, 2016
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