1. Getting so hammered that you really do believe you are a shark (see slizzard)
2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
2. What happens to a shark when swimming in beer
1. Brooke was definitely Hammersharked during Shark Week because she kept her arms over her head like she had a fin and kept singing the Jaws theme song (dundun, dundun, dundundundun)
by Thrillway October 26, 2010
Get the hammersharked mug.The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.
Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.
by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006
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Pronounced: "ham-er-some"
1) A term used to describe inclement weather where the user (of the word) is indicating an exaggeration of the actual circumstances.
2) Slang for handing out ham to women at picnics or barbecues. Commonly used in the Southeastern United States.
1) A term used to describe inclement weather where the user (of the word) is indicating an exaggeration of the actual circumstances.
2) Slang for handing out ham to women at picnics or barbecues. Commonly used in the Southeastern United States.
1) When raining moderately: "Wow, its beyond pelting out here, its almost hammersome".
2) When at a picnic: "Hey, give that lady some of this here pork. Hammersome willya Jimmy?"
2) When at a picnic: "Hey, give that lady some of this here pork. Hammersome willya Jimmy?"
by Threezie September 7, 2005
Get the hammersome mug.The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.
Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.
by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020
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Get the Mark hammersley mug.The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:
A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.
B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.
Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.
Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.
B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.
Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.
Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.
Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009
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