Hamàred

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)

Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.

by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012

hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.

Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,

by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003

mouth-hammered

To give a truly excellent blowjob

That girl was amazing, she really mouth-hammered me last night!

by emom September 10, 2009

Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

by Howie16 December 16, 2010

homered

A situation when the home referees favor the home team over the visitors.

He obviously got fouled while shooting a basket, but he got homered and there was no call.

by KGeezy February 4, 2009

E = MC Hammered

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.

I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!

by Michael51 November 9, 2006