haircute

a very chic, good looking haircut.

1: Wow, look at Emily in that dress. She looks totally put together. She must have gotten a haircute yesterday.

2: Yea she did. She was sitting there for 3 hours until it was perfect.

by Andreww July 18, 2007

Haircut

A Girl/Guy goes down on their partner, cuts off their pubic hair with a scissor, puts it in their mouth, than stands up and spits it back in their face.

"Oh bro you do not want to know what happened last night I got the best haircut from that chick from the hair salon"

"I give my boyfriend 2 haircuts if hes good :)"

"I give haircuts for cheap"

"I love when a bitch goes down and gives me the finest haircut"

" Im your mother and I dont want you going around school giving people haircuts"

by Kevin Wiggyworth November 13, 2009

haircut

a person who is a metrosexual toughguy. they dress metrosexual and always pluck eyebrows and gel hair ect. and to tell themselves they are actually male they try to act tough and get in fights

that bar was fun but there was way to many haircuts there.

see "my new haircut" on youtube

by sam zerg October 5, 2007

haircut

Heroin, especially that of the black-tar variety, biatch.

"Dude, where can I buy me some/a haircut?"

by Philly Phil April 12, 2003

haircut

A haircut is what a guy gets when another dude trims his pubes.

Some of the other cadets in our pod want me to give them a cadet haircut - short and manscaped.

by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

haircut

A term used by special forces and tactical operatives engaged in wet work to refer to the act of assassinating a targeted individual.

Operative A: "everybody ready to take out the target?"
Operative B: "let's go give this punk his haircut."

by David Diego January 30, 2007