guruchod

Guruchod (Goo-roo-Chod), Guruchode (Goo-roo-chode) and Guruchodan (plural) is a DEROGATORY terms for Sikhs, mainly those from Brampton, Surrey and Yuba City. It insinuates an individual who has sexual relations with Guru Gobind Singh. It was originally coined by the late RRB Sahab in the early 2000s when his grandson's friends required a comeback for Sikh students who kept calling them Bhaman as well as harassing them about 1984, and Indira Gandhi. The term Guruchod spread like wildfire across the greater Toronto area, eventually make its way to the west coast where there is large Punjabi diaspora settled in British Columbia and California.

1. Look at that hairy Guruchod over there.
2. I was talking to the Guruchode about getting a haircut yesterday.
3. Saala Guruchodan Na Hovey. Why can't they ever use soap when they shower?

by guruchod July 13, 2021

guruchild

The funniest comedian on the Internet.

<Guruchild> women take the internet way too god damned seriously and involve all thcesarily complex emotions like we guys really need that bs in our nerd kingdom

by Matt March 11, 2003

Gutchi

Gutchi / Get Gutched / Have/has been Gutched

Gutchi is one of the best players that ever lived. His passion and attitude is admirable, and his taste of music is just great. Even through his friends think they feel different about his music, he knows on the inside that they all love it because he is Gutchi.

Person 1 - I just got killed by Gutchi!
Person 2 - Hah, you just got Gutched!
Person 1 - Damn, not again?!

by Jøssen July 9, 2016

gurthquake

When someone pulls out their cock and it creates an earthquake when it hits the ground.

Don't pull your pants down, we don't need another gurthquake.

by GurthMaster5000 October 25, 2015

gutchie stains

the brown poo stains on the inside of one's underwear, when one forgets to wipe, or after a particularly messy bowel movement.

see skid marks

Matt, you need to re-learn how to wipe your butt... I'm getting sick of seeing gutchie stains in your tightie whities...

by RalfieBear July 22, 2010

gertch

to work at
to endeavor
usually manual exertion often involving grounds-keeping/landscaping and lots of sweat.

You spent all day gertching in the garden, it looks great.

by aalh April 28, 2011

Gutch

The long stretch between your stankin asshole and your sweaty balls.

i have no brillo pad so will you use your tounge to cleanse my gutch?

by master defier a.k.a the supreme gutch August 22, 2003