Guadalupe

A beautiful young girl that is never to mean, fun to be around with while make you smile no matter what. She's amazing a girl you can always have fun with she is unique no one else compares to her very talented in dance and drawing. Very lovable. You get lost in her brown eyes they lead you to a beautiful world that is indescribable. A girl that is worth fighting for. A girl that doesn't ask for much but is happy with what she has a girl that should never be let down. Has her laugh attacks that make you just laugh along with her. She will make you they happiest person alive.

Daym she's cute as a Guadalupe

by panda 13 January 13, 2014

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

Guacamole Hotdog

Is when someone gives you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex making them vomit on your penis.

"Hey, guess what Kate gave me last night?"
"What?"
"A guacamole hotdog"
"Thats disgusting"

by Rhyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 1, 2009

holy guacamole

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

by brzy4ever!! December 20, 2013

gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

by joseph blough March 25, 2022

Yuno Gasai

The best waifu in existant that will probably kidnap me if i dont love her back
Yuno is bae
Yuno is life
Yuno shall be worshipped

oh look! It's a Yuno gasai, She just kidnapped her boyfriend!

by Fatfuckinblondesimpsinofwrath December 8, 2021

holy guacamole

an avocado blessed by a priest

Nathan: *tells a story of utter perplexity*
Jeff: "Holy guacamole!"
avocado that happened to be strolling past: "nah man. im an atheist."

by depressed_bin_chicken123 September 27, 2019