Grumpy Troll

A sexual position between any combination of two people (male/female, male/male, female/female) in which the anus's of each participant are rubbed together. Often used as a last resort for sexual positions, the act can provide immensely pleasurable sensations for those with highly sensitive anal lips. This sexual position is not to be confused with the Spritely Elf.

Ken and Cory finally attempted the Grumpy Troll position after exhausting all other sexual avenues with each other.

by SadTroll July 19, 2012

Grummy Bear

A bear living in the northern parts of America. They are especially common in the Canadian Wilderness. They are made of 100% mechanical pencil grip gel.

Dang, another grummy bear ate my pencil. I just hate it when that happens.

by KiwiSundae January 16, 2019

grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat

Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat

by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

Grudgy

The origin of this term was sprung from three sisters living in the bowels of Sierra Vista, a small town located in southern Arizona; bordering Mexico. Derived from the word “grudge” this describes an action continued in a way that is worthy of an extended hold of said grudge. Grudgy is used as both an adjective and verb. A person who is “grudged” is typically harboring x-amount of hate towards something small. This requires little to no action beyond the simple acknowledgement of the grudge. A person who is “grudgy” shows continuing signs or actions of this poor behavior and is a repeat offender of the original grudge committed. Other terms associated with Grudgy include “grudge” “grudgeball” “grudge-o”

Emily: Oh god, what happened?
Krista: The usual, grudgy customer at work who wouldn't leave my section. Top it off with grudgy dog night since they refuse to stop barking.
Emily: Grudge! I hate days like that!

by standarddarth April 24, 2013

Grumpy Pumpy

When one is having sex, but not actually enjoying it.

I had some grumpy pumpy last night with my bitch - it was shit.

by Miniliam October 24, 2011

bust a grumpy

To have to go number 2.
To poop.
To make naughty water.

Brennen had to go bust a grumpy, becuase he'd tried to move and built up enough bodily waste to kill an elephant.

by RevStan January 9, 2004

Ripping a Grumpy

Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.

Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.

by UnholyFrostbite October 21, 2009