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A Gordo is pulling an all night drinking fest, waking up next to a hot chick, turning up to the football match late and then getting sent off for vomitting on the ref.
Dave 'Hey you out tonight?'
Bill 'Depends, last week i pulled a Gordo'
Gordo by beavis halfwit February 10, 2010
The first person totally sloshed/drunk/wasted/crunk at a party, usually often before most people have even begun getting wasted. The "gordo" is generally the life of the party.
Hey guys, Jake is the new gordo!
Jake: Im not gordo!
everyone: hey gordo!!!
Jake: whos gordo!!!
everyone: YOU!!
gordo by switchblade1992 July 10, 2009
To get Hammered or to Loose ones patience with persons or situations
I'm about to go Gordo on your a**

I got Gordo'd last night man
Gordo by fellow co-worker September 15, 2009
someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends
Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet
gordo by nick December 13, 2004
Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.
"Gordo, did you just try to throw a turkey in my loft?"-Me
"Fuck this, I'm going upstairs."-Gordo
Gordo by Paul Ziegler February 27, 2008
To cheat at the game of Jenga. Specifically by changing your chosen peice after attempting to remove it from the stack
#YOGO - you only Gordo once

Do you want to phone a Gordo?

Teoh doesn't f**king Gordo
Gordo by The P Train April 15, 2014