Gordo

A person, usually a male who showers himself in an ecstacy of technology. The person needs the latest technology and would sacrifice a first-born child to obtain first generations of any new devices. Money, relationships and basic human needs do not come between Gordo and technology.

"Hank is being such a Gordo going to Wal-Mart to wait in line in the rain overnight for that new gaming system."

"I told my girlfriend we wouldn't be able to afford cabo because I was buying us both new phones. Her response? 'I can't believe I'm dating a Gordo.'"

by focuspoint December 14, 2008

Gordo

Guys who love asian women

He pulled a Gordo, and brought the far east movement home.

by GTtttt December 10, 2010

Gordoed

When u lose a girl of interest to a teacher

Yo Katie Lehman is now dating a teacher! Yeah my friend liked her, he got gordoed

by Officially Official July 23, 2017

gordo

Spanish word used to describe a loved one. Although it also means fat in Spanish, if you called a loved one gordo, then it is an affectionate term.

Te quiero muchisimo, gordo.

by Eneis February 4, 2005

gordo

Mentally and physically, "not all there," to some degree or other.

Staring into space, tripping on sidewalk cracks, etc are ways to be gordo.

by Ruddigerroni January 22, 2010

gordo

1. Spanish word for fat.

2. Spanish slang for the Jackpot.

2. ¡Pégale al gordo! - Hit the jackpot,

- Used in lottery advertisements.

by the left-handed hombre. January 7, 2005

gordo

An moronic political leader in the Best Place on Earth, British Columbia.

Is a useless jerk who has done nothing for the people.

Is considered an insult to be called "gordo"

gordo is a jerk who does nothing for the people.

by rich_coleman February 11, 2005