GOONCHING

This is the act of sticking your finger in the mouth of an inanimate object such as a sculpture or fish mount etc, and taking a pic and posting it on social media to elicit responses from people such as "Whats that?" or "your brave!". Post must include the single word Goonch somewhere.

Look at Munna over there goonching that largemouth bass mount on the wall. He is a definitely a master of the goonch

by plashado January 26, 2018

Goonch

Nasty, Smelly, Sloppy, Dirty, ultimately gross Vagina.

When we were at the titty bar in Tijuana, I stuck my fingers in the strppers goonch, I still feel dirty.

by Aaron October 31, 2004

Gooncha-Bob

someone who is extremely ugly or has a strange or out of the ordinary look.

Oh my god!!! did you see that dude???he was a Gooncha-Bob!

by Roni Coleman September 1, 2008

Goonch

Hamburger that has been browned and broken up for use in low brow culinary dishes such as Bolgnese sauce, Hamburger Helper, or Goonch Mloop Snerfels.

Please hand me a can of mloop, the goonch is almost ready.

by Hunding June 7, 2011

goonshine

Goonshine - noun -Any substandard alcoholic beverage, typically beer, that is purchased at a highly discounted price. Normally consumed in large quantities.

Goonshine - Adj. - A state of inebriation attained through consumption of economy brand alcohol. Typically large quantities of cheap beer resulting in magnificently slow wit.

Any goonshine will do, as long as its cheap and gets me drunk as f**k.

by ptburner February 16, 2010

goonschlagga

when nathan is a total idiot

"Nathan is acting like a total goonschlagga."

by Hugh Janus III June 3, 2021

goonch

The sound a vagina makes when it is so loose that when the lips of the Vagina shut they make a clapping noise.

That poor woman had such bad goonch that it could be heard over the noise of the clapping crowd at the concert last night.

by David The Twin July 4, 2006