Googleworthy

Any person, place, thing or concept that has enough mention on the web to be cataloged by Google. Derrived from the term "spongeworthy" created by the Seinfeld TV sitcom.

"I always thought that guy didn't even know how to plug in a computer, but apparently a lot of things he wrote are Googleworthy."

by VikingLoki March 28, 2007

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

Googletard

A person who cannot find what they are looking for on a search engine due to the fact they seem incapable of putting the correct information in the search bar.

I.E- Emma " I can't find a recipe for banana cake anywhere" John " Thats because your a Complete googletard... "

by Dreadcriminal April 27, 2014

Googleboy

a person who needs a life , just sits around googling stupid shit and acts know-it-all

What do you doing googleboy? why dont go outside and go play?

by ratatatatatatat July 27, 2016

googlectomy

Googlectomy is a biopsy proceedure of the url root.

Googlectomologist's discover minor procedure to treat googlectomy

by Noschool July 31, 2022

googleporn

Google hijacking the home page of your browser and keeps itself locked in the code.

Drat. I opened IE and there's that dratted googleporn instead of my Home Page.

by SriArthur December 11, 2012

googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006