Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.
This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.
Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus
This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.
Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus
User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus
by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006
Get the googleitus mug.(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.
The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.
officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:
1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool
Extra scoring awarded if:
a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people
Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.
officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:
1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool
Extra scoring awarded if:
a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people
Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday
me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?
me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?
Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?
me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?
Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
by Haneru March 16, 2009
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When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.
Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)
Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)
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I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.
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