Goomaxxing

When you jerk off as much as humanly possible, collect all the jizz and consume it

"Where's John?"
"He's Goomaxxing at the moment"

by goomaxxer November 18, 2023

goonmaxxing

verb

The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.

Sorry guys I can’t play right now i’m Goonmaxxing.

by goonmaxxer69 February 24, 2024

gloopmaxing

sucking a massive gigantic, ginormous, of extra size, long, lengthy, beefy, tall, slim, thick, gigantean, dick of considerable size, extent, or intensity to make your throat wider and to fake sick.

Lukas likes gloopmaxing on Matthew and Brennen's schlongs

by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

gloopmaxing

sucking on an enormous, gigantic, large, of extra size, lengthy, beefy, tall, thick, brown, white, hard, soft, dick of unnecessary proportions

Lukas like gloopmaxing to Brennen, Matthew, and T-Sizzle's massive schlongs

by Tyler Carlson March 4, 2024

groommaxing

The act of getting Unbelievably good at grooming most commonly found in pedophiles.

He disgusts me he's groommaxing.

by Looksmaxing wizard March 21, 2024

Goonmaxxing

Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.

This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.

Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!

by Rev😈 June 30, 2024

Gromaxing

Gromaxing is when a person decides to put "growth" into a slang term

Markus was gromaxing his breakfast day by day

by MyDudesInTheBackIsSCREAMING August 1, 2025